Simpsons and divination

[Nostradamus]

This newspaper from a Simpsons episode tells us that its better to make a job mistake in the US than in other places.

I also get a kick out of the headline , vaguer but more accurate.

[tiger]

It should be more vague and more accurate.

[Nostradamus]

A few months back I received a funny fortune. It said, "You will be hungry in one hour."

[NinjaPuppy]

Here is my all time favorite: