Provoked at least by Craig Browning's post "What's Your Thesis?", I chum the water with my own test.
"Why does the Universe exist?" To save time, I will tell you, any answer over, say ten words, will get an "D" if it fails to convince me. If it too long, and I get bored, its an "F", so don't post the Quran.
I will give the answer when I get ten responces, or when someone asks, "Please, Sir, what is the punchline?"
One hint. There is one "A" answer, and one "A plus" answer, one "B" answer, one "B+" and one "B-". Punctuation is important. I am not sure an "A-" answer is grammatically possible in English.
One last hint, answer in three words or less to get at least a "C".