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Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby Craig Browning » 15 Apr 2011, 02:51

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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby NinjaPuppy » 15 Apr 2011, 04:33

How can it be a government cover up if it is required by law that supernatural entities register?
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby Craig Browning » 17 Apr 2011, 01:42

Shhhhh.... the registration process is supposed to be covert
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby NinjaPuppy » 17 Apr 2011, 18:34

I'm sorry, but I think it's about time that all supernatural entities come out of the danged closet and out from under all those beds.
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby Craig Browning » 17 Apr 2011, 22:48

Look, it was the whole church thing that forced monsters into hiding in the first place, even giving them bad names by spreading vicious lies about them being demon possessed or worshiping the Christian devil, which few of them ever knew anything about let alone worshiping it. The church says that proof of their demonic nature can be seen in how they react at a cross when someone wears one or it's found on a shield... well look at how most of society looks at Swastikas now days, tell me they don't get fearful and feel threatened. . . when someone is known for mass murder and a totalitarian way of doing things, you're bound to have people reel in fear when seeing signs of your presence, right?

The whole argument around Godzilla and King Kong. . . another example of idiots thinking to understand animals. They never think about how a big monkey might view the downtown area of a big city, believing it perfectly natural to bounce around and jump from one high spot to the next. Or in Godzilla's case, the whole frustration of being a big lizard whose territory is being threatened by developers.

Closet Monsters have managed to get their own company and union thing going thanks to Hollywood animators and the one's under the bed have evidently been given a unique reserve area of some kind by Howie Mandel (he claims to have a kindred-like understanding of them).

The only real problem seems to be with some of the more dangerous monsters residing in Washington D.C. but no one has ever been able to reel in Senators & Congressmen. . .
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby NinjaPuppy » 18 Apr 2011, 19:43

May I just say that your examples do not fit the profile in this particular situation. Come on man! King Kong & Godzillia??? :roll: If there is a closet out there than can fit either of those two, I want it! I can just imagine the shoe space in that one baby!

King Kong wasn't even a monster. He was a monkey with a thyroid condition. The real monster there was greed to make a fast buck by explotation. Godzilla got the same bum rap. Nothing but a poor little lizard who was exposed to some nuclear radiation. Secondary to his physical problems, Godzilla obviously displayed some deep anger management issues. You never saw the population of Tokyo complain when they needed him to rid the city of unsavory sweater eating moths or that super sized pigeon, Rodan.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, "History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man" and here's the YouTube video to prove it:

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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby Craig Browning » 18 Apr 2011, 23:28

I've such fond memories of that song and IRON MAN... of course, waking-up half hung-over to the words "I Am Iron Man. . . " doesn't do much for one's nerves... especially when you live on a military base. :?
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby NinjaPuppy » 19 Apr 2011, 03:30

Craig Browning wrote:I've such fond memories of that song and IRON MAN... of course, waking-up half hung-over to the words "I Am Iron Man. . . " doesn't do much for one's nerves... especially when you live on a military base. :?

Blue Oyster Cult... Good times, good times.
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby Arouet » 19 Apr 2011, 05:45

Craig Browning wrote:I've such fond memories of that song and IRON MAN... of course, waking-up half hung-over to the words "I Am Iron Man. . . " doesn't do much for one's nerves... especially when you live on a military base. :?


Just watched Iron Man 2 using my free netflix trial. Much worse than Iron Man 1
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby ProfWag » 19 Apr 2011, 20:51

NinjaPuppy wrote:
Craig Browning wrote:I've such fond memories of that song and IRON MAN... of course, waking-up half hung-over to the words "I Am Iron Man. . . " doesn't do much for one's nerves... especially when you live on a military base. :?

Blue Oyster Cult... Good times, good times.

Don't you mean Black Sabbath who did Iron Man, Ninja? Or were you referring to Godzilla by BOC (and, a piece of musical trivia, Soft White Underbelly as they were also called...)
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby NinjaPuppy » 19 Apr 2011, 21:00

ProfWag wrote:
NinjaPuppy wrote:
Craig Browning wrote:I've such fond memories of that song and IRON MAN... of course, waking-up half hung-over to the words "I Am Iron Man. . . " doesn't do much for one's nerves... especially when you live on a military base. :?

Blue Oyster Cult... Good times, good times.

Don't you mean Black Sabbath who did Iron Man, Ninja? Or were you referring to Godzilla by BOC (and, a piece of musical trivia, Soft White Underbelly as they were also called...)

Hey! Do all us 'believers' look alike to you? :lol: Craig mentioned "Iron Man". I was still in full tilt BOC mode. I loves me some Blue Oyster Cult. Black Sabbath, not so much. Not to say they didn't have some great stuff but I don't own any of their vinyls.
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby NinjaPuppy » 19 Apr 2011, 21:16

Now we need to get back on topic. I believe we were debating Craig's original topic header about gov't cover ups and all those pesky supernatural entities. Craig then went off on a tangent about movie stars rather than the REAL supernatural entities that hide in closets. You know, it's impossible to have a serious debate around here anymore. It's a known fact that just about every kid on the block has a monster in his/her closet yet you skeptics fail to take notice of this problem. Did you even check out Craig's link??? Huh, did you??? For that fact, have you even bothered to look in your closet lately? Just because these supernatural entities don't leave any evidence behind, skeptics deny their existence.

Well ProfessorSkeptic, I have news for you! Ghost poop is invisible. That's a well known and documented fact you got there buddy. How else do you explain why shoes pick up those horrible odors? Do you think that smell comes from your feet or something? No! It's the other way around. Ghosts poop in your shoes and it makes your shoes smell and then when you put your shoes on it makes your feet smell.

Now if you happen to have a werewolf in your closet, that's different. Werewolfs are like cats. They can be easily litter trained as they already have the basics of proper sanitation while in their day time human form. And for the record, vampires use the bathroom just like everybody else. But they won't use YOUR bathroom because of the mirrors. They tend to hike down to the local gas station where the mirrors are missing or broken. FYI, I hear that they don't wash their hand either. YUCK!
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby Craig Browning » 20 Apr 2011, 01:07

Now we need to get back on topic. I believe we were debating Craig's original topic header about gov't cover ups and all those pesky supernatural entities. Craig then went off on a tangent about movie stars rather than the REAL supernatural entities that hide in closets. You know, it's impossible to have a serious debate around here anymore. It's a known fact that just about every kid on the block has a monster in his/her closet yet you skeptics fail to take notice of this problem. Did you even check out Craig's link??? Huh, did you??? For that fact, have you even bothered to look in your closet lately? Just because these supernatural entities don't leave any evidence behind, skeptics deny their existence.


Ok, there were two documentaries tied to what you are raving on about that I’m aware of.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198781/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097758/

So we are in agreement on this point.

Well ProfessorSkeptic, I have news for you! Ghost poop is invisible. That's a well known and documented fact you got there buddy.


Actually, ghost poop has become a commercial product by way of Spooks Union 1313 – all ghost poop is now exported from the netherworld to that of the living as packing peanuts.

How else do you explain why shoes pick up those horrible odors? Do you think that smell comes from your feet or something? No! It's the other way around. Ghosts poop in your shoes and it makes your shoes smell and then when you put your shoes on it makes your feet smell.

Hate to bust your bubble, but it really is your feet. . . especially if you have a pet or companion that likes to lick them, but even more so if you don’t change your socks daily.

Now if you happen to have a werewolf in your closet, that's different. Werewolfs are like cats. They can be easily litter trained as they already have the basics of proper sanitation while in their day time human form. And for the record, vampires use the bathroom just like everybody else. But they won't use YOUR bathroom because of the mirrors. They tend to hike down to the local gas station where the mirrors are missing or broken. FYI, I hear that they don't wash their hand either. YUCK!


You’re so off track on things. . .

Like all wolfies werewolves are quite intelligent animals just like the real wolf in the wild. About the only time they go berserk is when they feel threatened, are hungry or, in the case of the female type; are having one of those PMS things happening; the males, especially the teen-aged one, tend to be a bit aggressive if they’ve not completed the throws of puberty. Oddly enough, the male Werewolf in their mid-40s into their late 60’s seem to have similar issues but not so much due to hormones as much as it them moaning over the loss of their whorish days.
Most werewolves would be a disappointment for folks meeting them given their appreciation of sweet smells (they love oranges and fragrant herbs as well as chocolate and most all dairy products. . . the latter giving them a bad rap ages ago, when farmers would mistake a wolf’s nursing on a cow or goat as some kind of brutalizing)

Vampires actually can’t poop, not the way we’d recognize such a thing, it’s more akin to a pile of rather smelly dirt or one of those clumps you get out of a litter box as they fall apart. The reason is actually logical; they must use every bit of the nutritional value of the blood they consume (which isn’t nearly as much as the movies lead us to believe; very few Vampire bites are fatal and in the majority of cases, Vampires only feed on those that volunteer to be a food supply for them (Gesh! They aren’t immoral perverts or rapists!)) What’s left over is pretty much moisture free which is why it has that weird dirt look to it, but because it was blood you will get that decay type of smell such as that mouse you didn’t find behind the refrigerator last week. . . oddly, this is also why those newly turned tend to have a strange funk about them. . . let’s just say they weren’t told about Depends and leave it at that.
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby NinjaPuppy » 21 Apr 2011, 18:38

I obviously stand corrected on all points. Gee Craig, you really know your shit. :lol:
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Re: Aother Govt Cover-up

Postby Craig Browning » 21 Apr 2011, 23:22

I trust that you enjoyed the documentaries :twisted:
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