The first few seconds of the video should get you interested. I know I can't stand all these videos either.
So here is a synopsis:
1. Drink beer you "corn cob lapping hay seed"
2. listen to shimmysham he says "Osamam Bin Laden is a New York actor"
3. More beer
4. "Fire don't melt steel"
5. More beer
6. An asteroid hit PA and was sent to area 51
7. More beer
8. "Fire don't melt steel"