Simple questions on UFO

Helo everyone. Ive been a UFO believer since I was young but that quickly changed as I advanced to major in Cognitive Psychology and later on Philosophy. Ive got some simple questions to ponder among us skeptics and are presented as follows.
1. What baffles me the most is that every eye witness account is a set of strange lights ,moving at a fast pace and performing evasive maneuvers. Maneuvers such as a square form, rectangle form, triangle etc. As per my cognitive and philosophical background I cannot make a theoretical conclusion. But I do have some basic knowledge in mathematics and physics and to maneuver objects, taking into consideration mass and weight, even with mind blowing propulsion systems, to a perfect square, rectangle etc is impossible.There should be a curve effect to a slightest degree. Can anyone with a mathematical background prove, disapprove or provide some sort of constructive argument please?
2. Eye witness account have gone so far as to outrageously claim these UFOs to be the size of a football field. The length of a football field is 360 feet or 120 yards. The width is 160 feet or 53.3 yards. In addition to this, there were strong red/green/white light beams. Gentlemen, such a massive structure can be seen for miles and miles away with the lights and yet just those town folk seem to have witnessed them? And an object of this magnitude has definitely got to show up on every radar entering the earth's atmosphere/hemisphere and location of sight. Yet nada on such info.
3. Another thing that amuses me is the abductees ever famous statement on "anal probing". Lets leave Aliens, UFOs, Grey Beings out of this for a second. What can we as human beings possibly gain from anally probing any living creature? Apart from the intestines, feces and the stomach what can we possibly gain to learn? Keeping this in mind, these so called grey being are allegedly more advances than us. If we as human being cant find any reason to go around anally probing test subjects for an experiment, what do these advanced beings have to gain? What is the concern here? In addition to this, abductees claim to have had sexual intercourse with "hybrids", humanoids, and/or humans. So after they were anally probed, they had intercourse and taken to different rooms and made to perform different tasks. What is going on here? Are they claiming that intelligent beings from a different solar system invested so much resources of their home planet to come to our solar system, specifically earth, to shot a porn video, probe us and disappear off into space? What kind of perverse nonsense is this? Its like saying I use my resources, monetary, natural and synthesized to drive upto to Vegas, make chickens/cattle/pets (since according to claims thats how these grey beings view us) to shoot a porn video, anally probe them, wipe their memories and drive back home. What kind of psychotic theory is this. My profession is to understand the human mind and cognitive psychology. If these being are more advanced than us then why such a primitive pattern can be derived? Out of all the scientific ways to experiment on us, collect DNA/bone marrow, sample the native race (humans) and alter DNA, anal probing seems to be their top agenda. Do you guys find this maddening or is it just me? The cattle mutilation is also fascinating.These so called intelligent advanced beings also anally probed cattle, dissected them and left them where they are to be magically discovered by us. Yet these being want to maintain secrecy at the same time. Can you see a kind of pattern emerging that contradicts behavior, eye witness, abductee statements?
4. Apart from anal probing, intercourse and/or other mentally demented perverse methods being a common denominator, there seems to be multiple abduction cases. Let us assume for argument sake we as humans want to discover/experiment or learn about a species. Historically, we select a specimen, breed it in captivity or controlled environment, study it dissect it, write a hypothesis and be done with it. I remember in high school we dissected a frog once and only once. We didnt go around anally probing it, its ancestors and keep multiple tabs on generations. So these aliens being more advanced than us still use some primitive method by constant abductions in open and keeping tabs on us? What is going on? For being such an advanced race I see ludicrous experimentation methods. Moving on.
5. Another aspect as to why abductions take place is because these aliens are a dying race/see us as a sustainable life source and/or feed on our fear, thoughts, emotions and brain waves. WHAT???!!!!???? And there are also some outrageous claims such as these aliens transfer our consciousness to a dummy or vessel entity and transfer their consciousness into us to make us comply. WHAT???!!!!??? And they go as far as validating this by bringing neurology into the scenario. Neurology is the study of our nervous system, our central and peripheral route. Rational thinking of a human mind may be mapped but emotional aspects remain a mystery hence some say we have a soul. I agree to this to some extent as in a given set of circumstances, in a controlled or uncontrolled environment, rational thinking among us can be predicted. For example, in a simple scenario lets say we have a need to eat, we have $5, and we would like to maximize our intake. On a rational basis we can make predictions on what meal options we might pick. But on an emotional scale we all differ from each other and our choices can be unpredictable and random. With this being said, our consciousness is being psychically transferred to a separate entity? The magnitude of this claim is beyond maddening. Even with the advancement in Neurology I dont see a way in developing methods to influence out consciousness against our will. A robot...yes. An android....yes. But not self aware entities such as us. We can be pursued, recommended and/or guided to do a certain thing, but forcefully impossible. Brute force is the only way, perhaps fear or love or other emotions. But to psychically remove/transfer our consciousness?? *Ninja kick*
Id like to conclude my arguments by saying this UFO phenomenon may be complex and mind blowing when presented on a large scale and blown out of proportion. But when you sit down and really think about things trying to find out a rational or motives behind all whats going on it starts to appear outrageous. I may or may not be wrong. These are just a few simple questions from my psychological background. I always welcome constructive criticism and arguments. Please feel free to have an extensive discussion and debate as you see fit.
1. What baffles me the most is that every eye witness account is a set of strange lights ,moving at a fast pace and performing evasive maneuvers. Maneuvers such as a square form, rectangle form, triangle etc. As per my cognitive and philosophical background I cannot make a theoretical conclusion. But I do have some basic knowledge in mathematics and physics and to maneuver objects, taking into consideration mass and weight, even with mind blowing propulsion systems, to a perfect square, rectangle etc is impossible.There should be a curve effect to a slightest degree. Can anyone with a mathematical background prove, disapprove or provide some sort of constructive argument please?
2. Eye witness account have gone so far as to outrageously claim these UFOs to be the size of a football field. The length of a football field is 360 feet or 120 yards. The width is 160 feet or 53.3 yards. In addition to this, there were strong red/green/white light beams. Gentlemen, such a massive structure can be seen for miles and miles away with the lights and yet just those town folk seem to have witnessed them? And an object of this magnitude has definitely got to show up on every radar entering the earth's atmosphere/hemisphere and location of sight. Yet nada on such info.
3. Another thing that amuses me is the abductees ever famous statement on "anal probing". Lets leave Aliens, UFOs, Grey Beings out of this for a second. What can we as human beings possibly gain from anally probing any living creature? Apart from the intestines, feces and the stomach what can we possibly gain to learn? Keeping this in mind, these so called grey being are allegedly more advances than us. If we as human being cant find any reason to go around anally probing test subjects for an experiment, what do these advanced beings have to gain? What is the concern here? In addition to this, abductees claim to have had sexual intercourse with "hybrids", humanoids, and/or humans. So after they were anally probed, they had intercourse and taken to different rooms and made to perform different tasks. What is going on here? Are they claiming that intelligent beings from a different solar system invested so much resources of their home planet to come to our solar system, specifically earth, to shot a porn video, probe us and disappear off into space? What kind of perverse nonsense is this? Its like saying I use my resources, monetary, natural and synthesized to drive upto to Vegas, make chickens/cattle/pets (since according to claims thats how these grey beings view us) to shoot a porn video, anally probe them, wipe their memories and drive back home. What kind of psychotic theory is this. My profession is to understand the human mind and cognitive psychology. If these being are more advanced than us then why such a primitive pattern can be derived? Out of all the scientific ways to experiment on us, collect DNA/bone marrow, sample the native race (humans) and alter DNA, anal probing seems to be their top agenda. Do you guys find this maddening or is it just me? The cattle mutilation is also fascinating.These so called intelligent advanced beings also anally probed cattle, dissected them and left them where they are to be magically discovered by us. Yet these being want to maintain secrecy at the same time. Can you see a kind of pattern emerging that contradicts behavior, eye witness, abductee statements?
4. Apart from anal probing, intercourse and/or other mentally demented perverse methods being a common denominator, there seems to be multiple abduction cases. Let us assume for argument sake we as humans want to discover/experiment or learn about a species. Historically, we select a specimen, breed it in captivity or controlled environment, study it dissect it, write a hypothesis and be done with it. I remember in high school we dissected a frog once and only once. We didnt go around anally probing it, its ancestors and keep multiple tabs on generations. So these aliens being more advanced than us still use some primitive method by constant abductions in open and keeping tabs on us? What is going on? For being such an advanced race I see ludicrous experimentation methods. Moving on.
5. Another aspect as to why abductions take place is because these aliens are a dying race/see us as a sustainable life source and/or feed on our fear, thoughts, emotions and brain waves. WHAT???!!!!???? And there are also some outrageous claims such as these aliens transfer our consciousness to a dummy or vessel entity and transfer their consciousness into us to make us comply. WHAT???!!!!??? And they go as far as validating this by bringing neurology into the scenario. Neurology is the study of our nervous system, our central and peripheral route. Rational thinking of a human mind may be mapped but emotional aspects remain a mystery hence some say we have a soul. I agree to this to some extent as in a given set of circumstances, in a controlled or uncontrolled environment, rational thinking among us can be predicted. For example, in a simple scenario lets say we have a need to eat, we have $5, and we would like to maximize our intake. On a rational basis we can make predictions on what meal options we might pick. But on an emotional scale we all differ from each other and our choices can be unpredictable and random. With this being said, our consciousness is being psychically transferred to a separate entity? The magnitude of this claim is beyond maddening. Even with the advancement in Neurology I dont see a way in developing methods to influence out consciousness against our will. A robot...yes. An android....yes. But not self aware entities such as us. We can be pursued, recommended and/or guided to do a certain thing, but forcefully impossible. Brute force is the only way, perhaps fear or love or other emotions. But to psychically remove/transfer our consciousness?? *Ninja kick*
Id like to conclude my arguments by saying this UFO phenomenon may be complex and mind blowing when presented on a large scale and blown out of proportion. But when you sit down and really think about things trying to find out a rational or motives behind all whats going on it starts to appear outrageous. I may or may not be wrong. These are just a few simple questions from my psychological background. I always welcome constructive criticism and arguments. Please feel free to have an extensive discussion and debate as you see fit.