What Are The Myths Concerning Skepticism of Parapsychology?

There are numerous myths presented by skeptics of Parapsychology to discredit the science. For example, many people say that Parapsychology is not taught in universities while a number of universities provide a Parapsychology focus as part of their degree programs.
I am interested in reading specific myths or statements that are presented as a skeptical perspective on Parapsychology. If you make a general statement like "All of this stuff is real", I will thumbs down you and you will not get a best answer from me. I want specific statements, and I am not interested in reading about your personal experiences.
On the other hand, I am looking for honest and thoughtful opinions without any regard to which position they are supporting. Please try to keep the responses respectful.
I am interested in reading specific myths or statements that are presented as a skeptical perspective on Parapsychology. If you make a general statement like "All of this stuff is real", I will thumbs down you and you will not get a best answer from me. I want specific statements, and I am not interested in reading about your personal experiences.
On the other hand, I am looking for honest and thoughtful opinions without any regard to which position they are supporting. Please try to keep the responses respectful.