Discuss Divination, Fortune Telling - Astrology, Tarot, Runes, I Ching, Tea Leaves, etc. and Predictions.
by Nostradamus » 09 Mar 2010, 04:11
I may lose out on your burrito but I have enchiladas with mole poblano sauce last night.
You foul speaker of nothingness will lose. May your legendary lameness become mine. I have used the power of though dialing and fortune cookie eating to gather the following numbers: 2-14-91-#!$-12-3. The symbols are an unspeakable, and unintelligible number used by vagrants to ward off cooties. The numbers burned and sprinkled over a mix of improbabalonium and beer will reveal your secret .....
Bummer, it did not work. I have a sheep to slay and entrails to read and I will be back.
Scimitars were not available - beware January 19, 2038 is upon us.
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by NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 04:18
The amount of misinformation about cooties is staggering. Look at this totally bogus YouTube video if you don't believe me:
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by NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 04:36
While I am at it.... Mr. Big Burrito, here's what happens to skeptics who try to party with God and Jesus:
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by ProfWag » 09 Mar 2010, 04:43
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by NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 04:49
You can't cure cooties with more cooties! Nuff said.
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by ProfWag » 09 Mar 2010, 04:59
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by Nostradamus » 09 Mar 2010, 06:01
I'm back. It's a long story. The neighbor saw me chasing his sheep. The sheep is ok, but my neighbor's entrails were equivocal on the matter. I need a plan B. Back soon I hope.
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by ProfWag » 09 Mar 2010, 06:47
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by NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 07:27
We've all had our afternoon of fun, now let's get back on topic please.
Has The Professor anything new to report?
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by ciscop » 09 Mar 2010, 09:42
For every person who reads this valuable book there are hundreds of naïve souls who would prefer to have their spines tingled by a sensational but worthless potboiler by some hack journalist of the paranormal. You who now read these sentences join a small but wiser minority. Martin Gaardner (Psychology of the Psychic)
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by The Professor » 09 Mar 2010, 14:57
The video will be out tomorrow if all goes well. However, The House of Blues has called and I may need to fly to Chicago. Have fun chasing sheep and whatever else it is you internet guys do with your time ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSED TO TEST FOR A MILLION DOLLARS
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by Nostradamus » 09 Mar 2010, 21:27
Scimitars were not available - beware January 19, 2038 is upon us.
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by ciscop » 10 Mar 2010, 15:20
For every person who reads this valuable book there are hundreds of naïve souls who would prefer to have their spines tingled by a sensational but worthless potboiler by some hack journalist of the paranormal. You who now read these sentences join a small but wiser minority. Martin Gaardner (Psychology of the Psychic)
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