Osomma is Not Dead. . .
Posted: 02 May 2011, 21:27Following the tradition of Elvis and other famed icons of the world, last night's reports of bin Laden's demise have proven questionable; Fred & Ethel Mertz of the Bronx, New York swear they saw him early this morning at the Diner they've been going to for 20 years.
"He was finishing a Bagel and headed out the door to his Taxi" swears Ms. Mertz
"He was finishing a Bagel and headed out the door to his Taxi" swears Ms. Mertz