New Areas of Paranormal Research you may not be aware of...

[August West]

Here are the manifestations of paranormal activity that I am currently investigating under clinical laboratory conditions:

1. Are goats as evil as they look?

2. Butter-side down: the Satanic statistics of dropped toast

3. Poltergeists & Fahrvegnugen: Car keys and how the hell they got under the couch

4. Conspiracy: who is killing all the World War One veterans?

5. Anal probing in a non- saucer setting

6. Big-ass Sea-Monsters in Lake Champlain

7. Corrupt local businessmen posing as Ghosts: The Scooby-Doo Syndrome

8. Secret Society of the Beef industry; the Build-a-burger group

9. Hot Mayan Chicks: Pin-up girls of the Mayan calendar

10. WTC was structurally weakened by King Kong in 1977 (Jeff Bridges version)

This is just a sampling of the cutting-edge paranormal / conspiracy investigations currently underway. Breaking news as it happens.

[Jayhawker30]

I seriously lol'd.

[August West]

Thanks Jayhawker! I really appreciate that you laughed. I thought I would put my comedy training to work, it's so stuffy in here with the dog brothers yapping at every post. I was surprised nobody else commented, maybe they didn't get the joke, I suppose I could have aimed lower. Not all were brilliant, lol of course, just off the top of my head, but 4, 7, and 8 were damn funny...

[ProfWag]

[Arouet]

[August West]

No one was talking to you, wag. How starved for attention are you that you have to respond to every post on this website? Get a life, dog!

[Arouet]

Again: its an internet forum. Anyone can reply. Also, its an almost dead internet forum so responding to every post is not exactly taxing.

[August West]

Gee, this is an internet forum?

No shit.

Nobody was talking to you either. And I see you didn't follow your own advice and say something significant or even remotely interesting.

You are one droll troll.

[NinjaPuppy]

[collinmerz12]

"I like this thread: New Areas of Paranormal Research you may not be aware of....Thanks for sharing"

[Arouet]

And I like your response: ""I like this thread: New Areas of Paranormal Research you may not be aware of....Thanks for sharing""....Thanks for sharing.

[ProfWag]

[Arouet]

Ninja has been kind enough to explain this to me. It's a certain type of spammer. They go into a thread and make an innocuous type post such as the one above. Then they come back a few days later and edit in a spam link thinking the mods won't notice it as much I guess.

[ProfWag]

[Arouet]

There's only one good reason why there is so much of it: it must work! Otherwise these guys would give up. But enough of them must be getting enough hits to make it worthwhile. Remember many of them are living in places where a dollar goes a lot further than it does in north america!