Aother Govt Cover-up

[Craig Browning]

[NinjaPuppy]

How can it be a government cover up if it is required by law that supernatural entities register?

[Craig Browning]

Shhhhh.... the registration process is supposed to be covert

[NinjaPuppy]

I'm sorry, but I think it's about time that all supernatural entities come out of the danged closet and out from under all those beds.

[Craig Browning]

Look, it was the whole church thing that forced monsters into hiding in the first place, even giving them bad names by spreading vicious lies about them being demon possessed or worshiping the Christian devil, which few of them ever knew anything about let alone worshiping it. The church says that proof of their demonic nature can be seen in how they react at a cross when someone wears one or it's found on a shield... well look at how most of society looks at Swastikas now days, tell me they don't get fearful and feel threatened. . . when someone is known for mass murder and a totalitarian way of doing things, you're bound to have people reel in fear when seeing signs of your presence, right?

The whole argument around Godzilla and King Kong. . . another example of idiots thinking to understand animals. They never think about how a big monkey might view the downtown area of a big city, believing it perfectly natural to bounce around and jump from one high spot to the next. Or in Godzilla's case, the whole frustration of being a big lizard whose territory is being threatened by developers.

Closet Monsters have managed to get their own company and union thing going thanks to Hollywood animators and the one's under the bed have evidently been given a unique reserve area of some kind by Howie Mandel (he claims to have a kindred-like understanding of them).

The only real problem seems to be with some of the more dangerous monsters residing in Washington D.C. but no one has ever been able to reel in Senators & Congressmen. . .

[NinjaPuppy]

May I just say that your examples do not fit the profile in this particular situation. Come on man! King Kong & Godzillia??? If there is a closet out there than can fit either of those two, I want it! I can just imagine the shoe space in that one baby!

King Kong wasn't even a monster. He was a monkey with a thyroid condition. The real monster there was greed to make a fast buck by explotation. Godzilla got the same bum rap. Nothing but a poor little lizard who was exposed to some nuclear radiation. Secondary to his physical problems, Godzilla obviously displayed some deep anger management issues. You never saw the population of Tokyo complain when they needed him to rid the city of unsavory sweater eating moths or that super sized pigeon, Rodan.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, "History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man" and here's the YouTube video to prove it:

[Craig Browning]

I've such fond memories of that song and IRON MAN... of course, waking-up half hung-over to the words "I Am Iron Man. . . " doesn't do much for one's nerves... especially when you live on a military base.

[NinjaPuppy]

[Arouet]

[ProfWag]

[NinjaPuppy]

[NinjaPuppy]

Now we need to get back on topic. I believe we were debating Craig's original topic header about gov't cover ups and all those pesky supernatural entities. Craig then went off on a tangent about movie stars rather than the REAL supernatural entities that hide in closets. You know, it's impossible to have a serious debate around here anymore. It's a known fact that just about every kid on the block has a monster in his/her closet yet you skeptics fail to take notice of this problem. Did you even check out Craig's link??? Huh, did you??? For that fact, have you even bothered to look in your closet lately? Just because these supernatural entities don't leave any evidence behind, skeptics deny their existence.

Well ProfessorSkeptic, I have news for you! Ghost poop is invisible. That's a well known and documented fact you got there buddy. How else do you explain why shoes pick up those horrible odors? Do you think that smell comes from your feet or something? No! It's the other way around. Ghosts poop in your shoes and it makes your shoes smell and then when you put your shoes on it makes your feet smell.

Now if you happen to have a werewolf in your closet, that's different. Werewolfs are like cats. They can be easily litter trained as they already have the basics of proper sanitation while in their day time human form. And for the record, vampires use the bathroom just like everybody else. But they won't use YOUR bathroom because of the mirrors. They tend to hike down to the local gas station where the mirrors are missing or broken. FYI, I hear that they don't wash their hand either. YUCK!

[Craig Browning]

[NinjaPuppy]

I obviously stand corrected on all points. Gee Craig, you really know your shit.

[Craig Browning]

I trust that you enjoyed the documentaries