IHOP: Good morning Michael, and welcome to the International House of Pancakes.MS: Thank you, I'll have the blueberry waffles.
IHOP: Michael, you call yourself a skeptic, just how skeptical are you?MS: I think I'm very skeptical!
IHOP: Would you say you're more skeptical than say, Richard Dawkins?MS: I'd say we're both very skeptical but Richard is religiously skeptical.
IHOP: How about James Randi, are you more skeptical than him?MS: I like James, but I think I'm more skeptical than he is. Don't get me wrong, Randi is very, very skeptical. But he's an old skool skeptic, and I'm a modern skeptic.
IHOP: What about the new age skeptics, the new online guys?MS: I dunno, name some.
IHOP: Like Steven Novella of ScienceBasedMedicine?MS: Sorry, never heard of him. Anyone else?
IHOP: Alex Tsakiris of Skeptiko?MS: Oh, you mean the guy who talks to psychics? I'm skeptikal about him.
IHOP: It sounds like you're very skeptical.MS: I am!
IHOP: Just one more question. Can you prove that you're skeptical?MS: What?
IHOP: Can you scientically prove that you're a skeptic? MS: What!?
IHOP: That's what I thought. Michael Shermer is not really a skeptic, he's just a fraud.MS: What!!!???
IHOP: Enjoy your blueberry waffles..