That's why we're so excited for the 3rd Annual World Telekinesis Competition, coming to the campus of UW Bothell this June. Teams of three from across the world will be competing this year, both on site and remotely. The set up is simple - a candle is lit in the middle of a game board at a proscribed time, starting the match. The winning team is the one to move the most melting wax from the candle to their opponent's side of the board using nothing but the power of their minds.
Long have we waited for an alternative to the brutal Scanner Duels of yore, in which so many were needlessly melted, incinerated, or subjected to head-explosion.
If anyone is out there it is time to sign up for the TK challenge! Are you ready to divveeeerrrrt wax!