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All seniors are not senile (humour)

Postby Scepcop » 06 Aug 2009, 02:18

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000,' the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
All Seniors Aren't Senile
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Re: All seniors are not senile (humour)

Postby Scepcop » 06 Aug 2009, 02:23

Here's another one:

The Adventures of The Lone Ranger & Tonto...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."
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Re: All seniors are not senile (humour)

Postby NinjaPuppy » 06 Aug 2009, 02:38

OMG! Too funny! Thanks for a good laugh.
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Re: All seniors are not senile (humour)

Postby brett » 09 Aug 2009, 14:45

now that first one has given me an idea :lol: :lol: - thanks for sharing ;)
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Re: All seniors are not senile (humour)

Postby ciscop » 11 Aug 2009, 08:14

nice one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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