Absolute Proof that Everything Paranormal is Crap

[NinjaPuppy]

Your TV might just be paranormal Ninja! In the spirit of the MDC, let me know when you can replicate it and have it happen in front of Banacek.

Yeah, like I'm gonna let him in my bedroom.

[JO 753]

...give homage to our fury, feathery, and scaly family members.

First stur, now fury! I feel az if I hav had sum small pozitiv effect here!

A few more comments:

This iznt a pik on the troll forum? I didnt think such a thing existed. Its like nite clubz & barz got their themez and alcahol, but its really all about finding chicks.

Sorry about your dog. We almost lost a cat a few months ago. My mom let him gobble a container uv Activia and he had a bad reaction or a stroke or sumthing. 450$ for the midnite emergency vet. Then a day later he got out even tho he wuz 90% blind & still staggering. He wuz missing for 3 dayz in the freezing rain so we were sure he wuz ded, but then he just staggered back in! Seemz back to normal now.