This is not meant to be anything paranormal so hopefully, we can all follow Rodney King's wishes here.
If you could have lunch with anyone, living or dead, who would it be and why?
I'll start.
Leonardo Da Vinci. Maybe the smartest person ever as he was an artistic genious (Mona Lisa/Last Supper), an inventor (Helicopter among others), mathmetician, architect (I'd ask him why the WTC fell), scientist (Vitruvian Man), and all 'round funny guy (13,000 pages of notes--written backwards).
Anyone else, just for fun?