Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

[NinjaPuppy]

[Nostradamus]

I may lose out on your burrito but I have enchiladas with mole poblano sauce last night.

You foul speaker of nothingness will lose. May your legendary lameness become mine. I have used the power of though dialing and fortune cookie eating to gather the following numbers: 2-14-91-#!$-12-3. The symbols are an unspeakable, and unintelligible number used by vagrants to ward off cooties. The numbers burned and sprinkled over a mix of improbabalonium and beer will reveal your secret .....

Bummer, it did not work. I have a sheep to slay and entrails to read and I will be back.

[NinjaPuppy]

[NinjaPuppy]

The amount of misinformation about cooties is staggering. Look at this totally bogus YouTube video if you don't believe me:

[NinjaPuppy]

While I am at it.... Mr. Big Burrito, here's what happens to skeptics who try to party with God and Jesus:

[ProfWag]

[NinjaPuppy]

You can't cure cooties with more cooties! Nuff said.

[ProfWag]

[Nostradamus]

I'm back. It's a long story. The neighbor saw me chasing his sheep. The sheep is ok, but my neighbor's entrails were equivocal on the matter. I need a plan B. Back soon I hope.

[ProfWag]

[NinjaPuppy]

We've all had our afternoon of fun, now let's get back on topic please.

Has The Professor anything new to report?

[ciscop]

[The Professor]

The video will be out tomorrow if all goes well. However, The House of Blues has called and I may need to fly to Chicago.

Have fun chasing sheep and whatever else it is you internet guys do with your time

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!

[Nostradamus]

[ciscop]