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Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 03:58

ciscop wrote:and my Burrito remains Mine!!
you wouldnt know how to enjoy it anyway
because skeptics doubt even their tastes!!

You will be eating those words ciscop. :lol:
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby Nostradamus » 09 Mar 2010, 04:11

I may lose out on your burrito but I have enchiladas with mole poblano sauce last night.

You foul speaker of nothingness will lose. May your legendary lameness become mine. I have used the power of though dialing and fortune cookie eating to gather the following numbers: 2-14-91-#!$-12-3. The symbols are an unspeakable, and unintelligible number used by vagrants to ward off cooties. The numbers burned and sprinkled over a mix of improbabalonium and beer will reveal your secret .....

Bummer, it did not work. I have a sheep to slay and entrails to read and I will be back.
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 04:15

Nostradamus wrote:I may lose out on your burrito but I have enchiladas with mole poblano sauce last night.

You foul speaker of nothingness will lose. May your legendary lameness become mine. I have used the power of though dialing and fortune cookie eating to gather the following numbers: 2-14-91-#!$-12-3. The symbols are an unspeakable, and unintelligible number used by vagrants to ward off cooties. The numbers burned and sprinkled over a mix of improbabalonium and beer will reveal your secret .....

Bummer, it did not work. I have a sheep to slay and entrails to read and I will be back.


GOOD GRIEF MAN! Everybody knows that 2-14-91-#!$-12-3 has never been proven to ward off cooties. The only proven method is to stick your right hand (thumb down) on your head after someone burps. To quote Bugs Bunny "What a maroon!!!"
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 04:18

The amount of misinformation about cooties is staggering. Look at this totally bogus YouTube video if you don't believe me:

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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 04:36

While I am at it.... Mr. Big Burrito, here's what happens to skeptics who try to party with God and Jesus:

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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby ProfWag » 09 Mar 2010, 04:43

NinjaPuppy wrote:
Nostradamus wrote:I may lose out on your burrito but I have enchiladas with mole poblano sauce last night.

You foul speaker of nothingness will lose. May your legendary lameness become mine. I have used the power of though dialing and fortune cookie eating to gather the following numbers: 2-14-91-#!$-12-3. The symbols are an unspeakable, and unintelligible number used by vagrants to ward off cooties. The numbers burned and sprinkled over a mix of improbabalonium and beer will reveal your secret .....

Bummer, it did not work. I have a sheep to slay and entrails to read and I will be back.


GOOD GRIEF MAN! Everybody knows that 2-14-91-#!$-12-3 has never been proven to ward off cooties. The only proven method is to stick your right hand (thumb down) on your head after someone burps. To quote Bugs Bunny "What a maroon!!!"

Okay, I'm not blowing smoke up anyone's buttocks. According to the following, there is a homeopathic cure for cooties!
http://abchomeopathy.com/r.php/Psor
P.S., I love this disclaimer:
"Please remember though, this homeopathy materia medica is provided for information only, with no guarantee of accuracy; it is not intended as a substitute for medical advice, nor as a claim for the effectiveness of Psorinum in treating any of the symptoms below. If symptoms persist, seek professional medical advice - minor symptoms can often be a sign of a more serious underlying condition. Homeopathic remedies are very dilute, and while the homeopathic remedy may be beneficial, the raw product may be harmful."
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 04:49

You can't cure cooties with more cooties! Nuff said.
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby ProfWag » 09 Mar 2010, 04:59

NinjaPuppy wrote:You can't cure cooties with more cooties! Nuff said.

Don't tell me Ninja, I go to a real doctor when something's wrong with me.
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby Nostradamus » 09 Mar 2010, 06:01

I'm back. It's a long story. The neighbor saw me chasing his sheep. The sheep is ok, but my neighbor's entrails were equivocal on the matter. I need a plan B. Back soon I hope.
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby ProfWag » 09 Mar 2010, 06:47

Nostradamus wrote:I'm back. It's a long story. The neighbor saw me chasing his sheep. The sheep is ok, but my neighbor's entrails were equivocal on the matter. I need a plan B. Back soon I hope.

"How were the sheep?" asked profwag. "Not bhaaahaaahaaaahaaad" said Nostradamus.
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby NinjaPuppy » 09 Mar 2010, 07:27

We've all had our afternoon of fun, now let's get back on topic please.

Has The Professor anything new to report?
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby ciscop » 09 Mar 2010, 09:42

Nostradamus wrote:I'm back. It's a long story. The neighbor saw me chasing his sheep. The sheep is ok, but my neighbor's entrails were equivocal on the matter. I need a plan B. Back soon I hope.


you were chasing a sheep??

let me guess...
either you are from a red state or you are from wales
either way.. I am all for big fences in your neighborhood
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby The Professor » 09 Mar 2010, 14:57

The video will be out tomorrow if all goes well. However, The House of Blues has called and I may need to fly to Chicago.

Have fun chasing sheep and whatever else it is you internet guys do with your time :)

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby Nostradamus » 09 Mar 2010, 21:27

either you are from a red state or you are from wales

I am amazed since this is true. I believe the odds of this being prognostication are 12,000 to 1.

The number was easy to figure out. I used a valid formula with incorrect numbers just like the Professor did to obtain a meaningless result just like the Professor did.
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Re: Thought Dial Dowsing Successful against 2,187 to 1 Odds !!!!

Postby ciscop » 10 Mar 2010, 15:20

The Professor wrote:The video will be out tomorrow if all goes well. However, The House of Blues has called and I may need to fly to Chicago.

Have fun chasing sheep and whatever else it is you internet guys do with your time :)

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!


mmm..
a video of what?
of you saying you predicted the superbowl a month after it happened??

here is the line up for the next few concerts in the house of blues in chicago
http://www.houseofblues.com/tickets/sea ... rtCalendar
what´s the name of your band professor?
:lol:
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