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Judge says Vampire Bomber 'doing much better'

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Judge says Vampire Bomber 'doing much better'

Postby Nostradamus » 19 Mar 2010, 10:50

From http://www.king5.com/news/Vampire-Bomber-Tapes-88318462.html

Here's a story we can all believe:

Charging papers say last Friday, Vladimir Augustine entered the Union Gospel Mission and said he was a vampire with a bomb who wanted to make a meal of everyone there. Just the day before, Vladimir was before a judge, complaining that his medication wasn't working very well.
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Re: Judge says Vampire Bomber 'doing much better'

Postby Nostradamus » 19 Mar 2010, 10:55

Okey dokey we can try to top that story.

From http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/15/national/main6300766.shtml
Florida Vampire to Run For President


Must be a slow news day for CBS to take on this story.

He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.

He ran for Governor of Minnesota in 2006 and also had short-lived bids for U.S. Senate in 2000, U.S. President in 2004, and U.S. President in 2008.


"Is he going to make a big splash with his current identification of being a vampire? That's up to the voters to decide."
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