Okey dokey we can try to top that story.
Florida Vampire to Run For President
Must be a slow news day for CBS to take on this story.
He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.
He ran for Governor of Minnesota in 2006 and also had short-lived bids for U.S. Senate in 2000, U.S. President in 2004, and U.S. President in 2008.
"Is he going to make a big splash with his current identification of being a vampire? That's up to the voters to decide."
Scimitars were not available - beware January 19, 2038 is upon us.